Black and Pink Short Shorts Off The Damn Chain
Black and Pink Short Shorts Off The Damn Chain

Too Fast

Black and Pink Short Shorts Off The Damn Chain

Please excuse us as we do ever so politely ask you to f@ck the hell off. Our hearts are chained to no one. These shorts are off the damn f*ckin chain, and you will be too! Wear them. Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!

  • Retro 1970's Old School Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • White Contrast Banded Trim
  • Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
  • 100% Cotton
SIZE US SIZE WAIST OUTSEAM
SM 4-6 26-28 6
MD 8-10 30-32 6.5
LG 12-14 34-36 7
XL 16-18 38-40 7.5
XXL 1X-2X 42-46 8

Please note, all measurements are given in inches.

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY:
  • Items that are returned within 21 days of receipt.
  • Items that are still in brand new condition.
SHOE RETURN POLICY
  • There is a 15% restock fee on shoe returns.
  • All shipping fees will be your responsibility.
  • Do not ship shoes back to Too Fast!
  • Shoe returns need prior approval & an RA number.

DESCRIPTION

Please excuse us as we do ever so politely ask you to f@ck the hell off. Our hearts are chained to no one. These shorts are off the damn f*ckin chain, and you will be too! Wear them. Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!

DETAILS

  • Retro 1970's Old School Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • White Contrast Banded Trim
  • Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
  • 100% Cotton

SIZE CHART

SIZE US SIZE WAIST OUTSEAM
SM 4-6 26-28 6
MD 8-10 30-32 6.5
LG 12-14 34-36 7
XL 16-18 38-40 7.5
XXL 1X-2X 42-46 8

Please note, all measurements are given in inches.

RETURNS

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY:
  • Items that are returned within 21 days of receipt.
  • Items that are still in brand new condition.
SHOE RETURN POLICY
  • There is a 15% restock fee on shoe returns.
  • All shipping fees will be your responsibility.
  • Do not ship shoes back to Too Fast!
  • Shoe returns need prior approval & an RA number.
Size