Black Short Shorts Sh!t Faced Smiley Face
Black Short Shorts Sh!t Faced Smiley Face

Too Fast

Black Short Shorts Sh!t Faced Smiley Face

The smiley face says "SH!T" get it? Sh!t-Faced. haha. I'm sure you got it by now, but ya never know! Time to get absolutely wasted wearing these shorts! Then you can let your booty do all the talking.

Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast Hot Shorts and you will too!

  • Retro 1970's Old School Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • White Contrast Banded Trim
  • Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
  • 100% Cotton
SIZE US SIZE WAIST OUTSEAM
SM 4-6 26-28 6
MD 8-10 30-32 6.5
LG 12-14 34-36 7
XL 16-18 38-40 7.5
XXL 1X-2X 42-46 8

Please note, all measurements are given in inches.

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY:
  • Items that are returned within 21 days of receipt.
  • Items that are still in brand new condition.
SHOE RETURN POLICY
  • There is a 15% restock fee on shoe returns.
  • All shipping fees will be your responsibility.
  • Do not ship shoes back to Too Fast!
  • Shoe returns need prior approval & an RA number.

DESCRIPTION

The smiley face says "SH!T" get it? Sh!t-Faced. haha. I'm sure you got it by now, but ya never know! Time to get absolutely wasted wearing these shorts! Then you can let your booty do all the talking.

Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast Hot Shorts and you will too!

DETAILS

  • Retro 1970's Old School Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • White Contrast Banded Trim
  • Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
  • 100% Cotton

SIZE CHART

SIZE US SIZE WAIST OUTSEAM
SM 4-6 26-28 6
MD 8-10 30-32 6.5
LG 12-14 34-36 7
XL 16-18 38-40 7.5
XXL 1X-2X 42-46 8

Please note, all measurements are given in inches.

RETURNS

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY:
  • Items that are returned within 21 days of receipt.
  • Items that are still in brand new condition.
SHOE RETURN POLICY
  • There is a 15% restock fee on shoe returns.
  • All shipping fees will be your responsibility.
  • Do not ship shoes back to Too Fast!
  • Shoe returns need prior approval & an RA number.
Size