Off The Damn Chain Retro Hot Booty Shorts
Off The Damn Chain Retro Hot Booty Shorts
Off The Damn Chain Retro Hot Booty Shorts
Off The Damn Chain Retro Hot Booty Shorts

Too Fast

Off The Damn Chain Retro Hot Booty Shorts

Size

Please excuse us as we do ever so politely ask you to f@ck the hell off. Our hearts are chained to no one. These shorts are off the damn f*ckin chain, and you will be too! Wear them.

Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!

  • Retro 1970's Old School Style Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • White Contrast Banded Trim
  • Sporty, Sexy & Super Soft
  • 100% Cotton
SIZE US SIZE WAIST OUTSEAM
SM 4-6 26-28 6
MD 8-10 30-32 6.5
LG 12-14 34-36 7
XL 16-18 38-40 7.5
XXL 1X-2X 42-46 8

Please note, all measurements are given in inches.

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY:
  • Items that are returned within 21 days of receipt.
  • Items that are still in brand new condition.
SHOE RETURN POLICY
  • There is a 15% restock fee on shoe returns.
  • All shipping fees will be your responsibility.
  • Do not ship shoes back to Too Fast!
  • Shoe returns need prior approval & an RA number.

DESCRIPTION

Please excuse us as we do ever so politely ask you to f@ck the hell off. Our hearts are chained to no one. These shorts are off the damn f*ckin chain, and you will be too! Wear them.

Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!

DETAILS

  • Retro 1970's Old School Style Hot Shorts
  • Drawstring Waist
  • White Contrast Banded Trim
  • Sporty, Sexy & Super Soft
  • 100% Cotton

SIZE CHART

SIZE US SIZE WAIST OUTSEAM
SM 4-6 26-28 6
MD 8-10 30-32 6.5
LG 12-14 34-36 7
XL 16-18 38-40 7.5
XXL 1X-2X 42-46 8

Please note, all measurements are given in inches.

RETURNS

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY:
  • Items that are returned within 21 days of receipt.
  • Items that are still in brand new condition.
SHOE RETURN POLICY
  • There is a 15% restock fee on shoe returns.
  • All shipping fees will be your responsibility.
  • Do not ship shoes back to Too Fast!
  • Shoe returns need prior approval & an RA number.